#but that ain't a tree

[pinkrangerv]

Well, God, I got some news for you:

That's a fucking bramble.

Lindy Pollard Oregon, 2022

[tetedurfarm]

everyone give it up for Downed Branch 🙌

[cinamun]

What are we? | Next

[drawthethingdoppelganger]

Oh what's this? Me actually posting a holidays fanart on time? Either witchcraft or a Christmas miracle, there's no middleground

But yeah, have a couple of doodles to appreciate the most annoying muppet woman who's just soooooo incredibly normal about Christmas ❤

[tojosuggestionbox]

[falloutboyfan18]

This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race

[star--nymph]

Looking through Tastes of Thedas and I found this little tid bit.

I just love the implication that Cullen looks like such shit sometimes that random Fereldans (and/or possibly the chef) will just drop jars of pickled eggs off in his office, no questions asked. They don't know what's wrong with him but HEY. Pickled Eggs should fix it.

And Cullen doesn't even blink twice, he just pops that bad boy open and shoves the eggs into his mouth like a chipmunk.

[to-be-a-dreamer]

I will never know peace until the Bad Kids are all legally siblings in some way via Jawbone adoption and/or their parents’ insane polycule. Idk how Gorgug gets involved there but his parents are canonically swingers so he can be a step sibling in spirit if not by law.

[laufskadus]

neat!!!!

[keeps-ache]

sittin' kitten :3

[quirkle2]

protective

[alternate version under the cut for funsies]

[cantankerouscatfish]

customers are always like, 'why don't you sell trees? :/ '

man idk. why don't YOU sell trees? :/

[azulas-daddy-kink]

Can you tell us more about Azulon's mom?

Alright, we are getting deeeeeeep into Phoenix's insane royal family lore so strap in!

"Officially", Azulon's mother is a woman named Lien, who was actually Sozin's third wife. His previous wives had died under mysterious circumstances after failing to produce heirs...

Lien was 17 when she married the then-80-year-old Sozin.

She was a famously beautiful firebender from a wealthy noble family. People say that Azula resembles her, both looks-wise and personality-wise, as she was a shrewd and harsh woman with a sharp tongue. Also famous for refusing to sit still and be quiet, though she had the pretty part down haha.

While she and Sozin actually got along great, they were rarely intimate (mostly due to the fact that Sozin was gay as fuck but also because he was old as fuck). Unsurprisingly, Lien failed to get pregnant...

...however, someone else did.

Perhaps as a sort of contingency plan, Sozin was also "breeding" another suitable woman, of royal blood. His daughter, Shei.

Naturally, Shei was never formally recognized as Sozin's child, being the product of incest and adultery. She was stolen from Zeisan when she was just a child, and raised by a governess and nursemaids in a small, secluded estate just outside the capital. She eventually inherited the estate, though she never knew the truth behind her true parentage.

Once they realized Shei was pregnant, Sozin and Lien used this to their advantage. Their plan was to simply pass the child off as theirs together, a trueborn heir. It wasn't hard for Lien to fake a pregnancy and as soon as he was born, Azulon was sent to live in the royal palace, of course unaware of his true parentage as well... at least until a deathbed confession from Sozin.

As Azulon had spent much of his childhood isolated, raised by his tutors and nursemaids with the occasional visit from his father and "mother", he was eager to know the woman who had given birth to him. Unfortunately for him, it was too late. Shei had been driven insane after years of suffering from untreated postpartum psychosis.

Still, she was moved to the palace and Azulon ensured she was well cared for.

Iroh and Ozai actually knew her for a bit, albeit as the "raving mad woman in the attic" so to speak. She died when Ozai was a child and since Iroh was the older one and "a man" (plus the golden boy), Azulon wound up telling him the whole sordid story...

(Thank you for the ask! Sorry it took so long for me to reply, I've been slowly working through my very full ask box lmao)

[askurameshiyusuke]

So let's see, we've got about ten Kuramas, at least two Hieis, too many Genkais (1 is enough, fucking thank you), me myself and I, Kuwabara's gone AWOL, and where the hell is Botan??

[meguaaaaaaa]

For some reason I like to draw him being aggressive? Which is really out of character for him except when he feels in danger. To be fair he became extremely aggressive, scared, and overprotective after uhhhh... I'll explain later

(Oh yeah since I don't want anyone to assume he's a yandere, no he's not lol something just brought up really bad memories)

[cervidaecorpse]

Holy Darkness